And now for something completely different
Duckie: Give me a b!
Lonko: b!
Duckie: Give me a u!
Lonko: u!
Duckie: Give me a k!
Lonko: k!
Duckie: Give me a k!
Lonko: k!
Duckie: Give me an a!
Lonko: a!
Duckie: Give me a k!
Lonko: k!
Duckie: Give me an e!
Lonko: e!
Duckie: What does that spell?
Duckie: Bukkake!
Lonko: It's spelled with a b.
Duckie: I said b.
Lonko: Oh I thought you said p.
Duckie: Oh no, I said b.
Duckie: pookkake, now that's something completely different.
Lonko: AH GOD UGH NO NO ughh whhhhyyyyyyyyyy soap whyyyyyyyyyy ;-;
Wooooowwwwww
Starbutt: I had to reverse fat-booth her before I could recognize her.
Welp
Smokey: I’m a gay homo tool fudgehole lover!
Smokey: Stick your meat horse in my chocolate starfish! ^^
Lonko: …I’ll pass.
Massive Head #1
Smokey: Lean back.
Starbutt: No, you’ll crush my massive head!
Lonko: No, she’ll break my back with her massive head!
Wouldn’t it be a kick?
Starbutt to Lonko: AUGH, you punched my foot with your head!
Masturbatory Post
Lonko: My balls have an itch only your laptop can scratch.
Typical greeting
Lonko: Hey.
Smokey: I’m gunna pee on you.
Would you rather?
Smokey: Would you rather have all your hair come from one follicle or have one giant hair sticking out of your head?
